10 worst pick-up lines ever used

Let’s admit it; we have all heard one of those in our lifetimes! As a rule, men tend to think they appear smart and witty by spinning an over-used cheesy pick-up line; but the truth is, women rarely tend to find anything intelligent in such age-old tricks. So here’s some advice for the men who always thought that pick-up lines are great, NOT a good idea.

There are cases however, where a girl might get a good laugh out of it and feel more agreeable towards the guy, but he should have the smartness to keep her hooked.    

 

Trying to display your manliness by making crass remarks will not get you anywhere, except probably a night in the lockup for teasing and harassment. Seriousness aside, these lines do make us laugh especially in hindsight and are a good way to de-stress ourselves.

Robin Williams, yesterday and forever....

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The name, Robin Williams will always bring up his inanely expressive faces and his much adored and always shifting personas. He has made millions smile with his comic timing, impeccable impersonations and witty roles and given us some unforgettable characters like the inimitable Mrs. Doubtfire, Radio Jockey Adrian Cronauer, Genie of Aladdin, Sean Maguire of Good Will Hunting, an adult Peter Pan in Hook and many more. He will also be remembered for his more intense roles in movies like Awakenings, Dead poets society, Patch Adams, The World According to Garp, among many others. He won the academy award for best supporting performance in Good Will Hunting in 1997.

But behind all the assorted, humorous masks of this revered actor, there lurked a man who battled with the blackness of depression and substance abuse. Like all clowns who make the outer world smile with their antics but remained unhappy within, Robin Williams also proved that to be true and left this world at the age of 63, of what has been suspected as suicide. Thus this day of 11^th August 2014, we lost a veteran actor and talented artist. 

Leaving behind the tragedy of losing this beloved actor, let us instead remember some of his much-loved roles.

10 major turnoffs for women

A guy might be fairly attractive and without many drawbacks, but he might still not be attract the opposite sex towards him. Or it might be that even though girls are attracted they might not be interested in a second date. It might be puzzling to a guy who is not able to point where exactly the problem lies, especially if he has looks and persona to his advantage. But apart from good looks and outward personality there are a few other things which you will need to consider when trying to impress a woman. There are certain things which might be major turnoffs from a female perspective and this might be where you are losing out as well.

10 effective ways to get rid of a girlfriend

A woman can provide you with the best companionship and be the best life partner you always dreamt of. On the other hand, a girl can also be the complete opposite and prove to be a combination of disaster and doom in one single package, leaving no option but to get rid of her as soon as possible. But it is easier said than done, and the female hormones can prove to be a big barrier in losing your girlfriend in a simple and easy manner. Most of the times, the conventional methods might not work and you might have to use devious means to dump your girl.

Whatever the reason might be, if you feel that your life is being constrained because of one lousy mistake you made, it is time to get out of it and live a new and better life. Here are some tips to help you lose a girlfriend who is neither compatible nor the type of woman you want to spend your life with. And you don’t have to feel bad about the fact that you are dumping her, who knows, you might be doing her a favor by giving her an opportunity to find a better guy, no offence intended.

Avoid her like the plague: The best way to make sure that your girl knows about your disinterest is to avoid her like the proverbial plague. You should stop making calls to her and returning calls from her and stop any kind of social interaction that you had earlier. You can make up excuses to avoid meeting her and remain incommunicado when she wants to get in touch. You should also start acting like the busiest person in the world. Although these techniques don’t work with all types of girls but it will help to get your message across. 

Show her all your downsides: No man is perfect and a woman knows and accepts that fact very well. But when the same man’s attributes are overshadowed by his bad habits, the girlfriends start to get a little more than annoyed. So, if you have any bad habits which she detests, now would be the time to overplay all of them and at the same time would be even better. Make sure that she is given a full-blown display of all your annoying behaviors and ensure that they get worse as the days progress. If you are really a great guy and have very little to show in the name of bad habits then it is time to invent a few. Make a list of all the things she detests in men and ensure that you have perfected all of them. That should make it easier for her to say goodbye to you.