Quotes that make us laugh

"Man does not  control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him" Groucho Marx

"The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired."
- Milton Berle

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." Jim Carrey 




Robin Williams

"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"  

"If women ran the world, there would be no wars, only intense negotiations, every 28 days!"